ROBIE Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 years ago, mid 90's I used to work in a chocolate store called "The Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory" . I loved that job, but not enough business to keep the store open.I showed up to work one day with a shirt that had this list on it and my boss loved it!!so here it is:1. It's easy to get good Chocolate.2. Having good Chocolate doesn't require much concentration.3. You can have Chocolate on top of your desk without upsetting your coworkers.4. You never have to fake your enjoyment with Chocolate.5. You can have Chocolate in front of your mother.6. Photographs of you having Chocolate won't ruin your political career.7. You hardly ever gag on Chocolate.8. Having Chocolate won't keep your neighbors awake.9. If you just want "kisses" all night, Chocolate won't lay a guilt trip on you.10. You can have Chocolate on the floor without getting rug burns.11. Chocolate satisfies even when it's gone soft.12. Being addicted to Chocolate presents few health risks.13. You don't need a few drinks before you suggest Chocolate.14. Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.15. It's easy to make Chocolate hot.16. Chocolate doesn't mind if you think about somebody else while you eat it.17. You can safely have Chocolate while you're driving.18. You never have to say "That was the best Chocolate I ever had... really."19. In cold weather, Chocolate can stay hard indefinitely.20. Chocolate won't needle you for information about all your past Chocolates.21. It's OK to have Chocolate on top of your desk or in an elevator.22. You can talk dirty to Chocolate without having it lose respect for you.23. Offering Chocolate to everybody at a party doesn't make you a Ho.24. Chocolate satisfies every time.feel free to add your own ideas. Robie Quote Link to comment
Virginia Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 Robie, you are soooo bad. Quote Link to comment
ROBIE Posted August 27, 2014 Author Share Posted August 27, 2014 I know, I really miss that job! Robie Quote Link to comment
dogmom4 Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 i am so slow....took me a minute to get it..... Quote Link to comment
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