Children

[gardnmom]

If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give children wisdom and

they haven't taken it,! don't be hard on yourself. If God had trouble

raising children, what makes you think it would be a piece of cake for

you?

 

THINGS TO THINK ABOUT!

 

1. You spend the first two years of their life teaching them to walk and

talk. Then you spend the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut

up.

 

2. Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your own children.

 

3. Mothers of teens now know why some animals eat their young.

 

4. Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word

for word what you shouldn't have said.

 

5. The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind

yourself that there are children more awful than your own.

 

6. We childproofed our homes, but they are still getting in.

 

ADVICE FOR THE DAY!

 

Be nice to your kids. They will choose your nursing home.

 

AND FINALLY: IF YOU HAVE A LOT OF TENSION AND YOU GET A HEADACHE, DO

WHAT IT SAYS ON THE ASPIRIN BOTTLE:

 

"TAKE TWO ASPIRIN" AND "KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN"

 

 

 

[Guest Guest]

DH and I got a kick out of this one! Thanks for sharing!