cookiejar Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 It has been noted in the media that homeland security can do a certain amount of survellence on subversive or even *fringe* groups that differ from the main stream. Now as we differ from the main stream can you imagine what they think is going on with a site that boasts: bat hatred! Men nursing bucket uses and bucket collectors princess tattoos a sheriff/preacher/undertaker career canning almost anything if not canned, than dehydrated into submission Turtle butchering live kitten capturing chicken caccatorie and the lyrics it provokes One can only guess what they think is going on Suffice to say, when the SWAT team shows up...point at Darlene Link to comment
Jewlzm Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 LOL Ive been thinking about odd things like that too.. Dont forget the mad and bloody conversations too. Link to comment
Lois Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 Oh my gosh, they must be scared to death that the pressure canner will blow their bug right out of the house!!!!!! Link to comment
cookiejar Posted August 22, 2006 Author Share Posted August 22, 2006 Concerned agents with headsets in plain van: "AHHHHH! What's that PINGING noise?" wink to Lois, The Steels and Jewlzm Link to comment
Cat Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 **whispering** Don't forget the amazing disappearing princess chickens in an "I'm-not-going-to-say-where" back yard... Link to comment
Skagitgal Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 Are we really subversive........... yeah..... and proud of it. We do underground rootcellaring, undercover preps, 100's of things that make us different from the norm. Aren't we GREAT!!!!!! Link to comment
cookiejar Posted August 22, 2006 Author Share Posted August 22, 2006 Ahhhhhh the list grows..what a subversive lot! The amazing disappearing princess chickens underground rootcellars undercover preps crack the whip risk cities (Gasp!) holistic cats and dogs soda pop, covers, and frappes! (Oh my!) kid pools for anything but swimming dried milk and it's unusual uses NON-pinging cans bug out bags ("What's bugging them?" asks the agent) Chugwater, WY DDs, MILs and other weapon-sounding titles Hmmm we may need to widen the investigation Link to comment
Granny Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 Ya haven't mentioned... uses of dryer lint. No tellin' what we'll figure out to do with that stuff. Link to comment
Pixie Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 I bet its that princess boot camp that has em scared... they are likely picturing frilly pink cammo with bullet-proof tiaras, wielding our MILs and DDs. Since we are stockpiling so many emergency supplies and foods, and all the talk about stocking enough ammo and foods, they must think we are planning a huge take-over-the world campagn. Don't forget your lipstick, girls! LOL Link to comment
Darlene Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 The princess bootcamp rules... Be afraid. Be vewwy afwaid. rofl Link to comment
cookiejar Posted August 23, 2006 Author Share Posted August 23, 2006 lipstick sales are monitored... Cooking up batches of lemon ginger infusions possibly for hand grenades... Anatolian attack puppies! The level alert is moved up to red! Link to comment
cookiejar Posted August 23, 2006 Author Share Posted August 23, 2006 and... the dreaded dryer lint The UN is creating a committee to review the danger potential and submit an analysis to a symposium the second tuesday of Dec. Link to comment
MommyofSeven Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 OK...so in addition to lipstick sales (I'd never make it in princess boot camp, I haven't worn lipstick in 10 years) is monitoring sales on: Sanitary Napkins (we need those pressure bandages) Canning supplies (did they ever figure out what that pinging noise was) Heirloom seeds (someone considers seeds a family heirloom??) Westie's sudden shovel purchases Mo7 Link to comment
Phatkat1956 Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 You forgot the women's camo by peeing standing up... they'll never find us now. Of course I have to finish carving cute little kitten heels on my combat boots. They will look so nice next to my platform barn boots. All the killin' and murdering on this site (mainly chickens and baby bunnies...soooo cute!!!). Go ahead an shoot 'em behind the ear (sounds like execution-style to me). Link to comment
Darlene Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 Quote: lipstick sales are monitored... Cooking up batches of lemon ginger infusions possibly for hand grenades... Anatolian attack puppies! The level alert is moved up to red! Doesn't she just put terror in your heart just looking at her? (see attachment)103891-Kayra8-2-06019.jpg Link to comment
Darlene Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 And if she didn't get to you, then how about him? I get your knees are knocking and your hearts a fluttering! (see attachments) Anatolians rule! p.s. it's all westie's fault Link to comment
Lois Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 Puppies definatly make my heart flutter. Just don't have the energy for teaching them anymore. Link to comment
goatherder Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 Considering the great interest in medical matters and diseases they probably think we are expecting mass casualties and bio warfare, too. Now where did I put my stock of MIL's and my DS? Oh, let's not forget our collective vast store of TP! Link to comment
Cat Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 Mass casual ties??? Like lots and lots of colorful ones with cute little puppies and funky stripes and other kinds Hubby can wear on Fridays???? Link to comment
Darlene Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 Cat, I am a VS girl through and through. Ask Homey...I've taken her shopping there with me before, and if I recall correctly, she walked out with a bag for herself... lol Link to comment
Karen Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 Hey you two subversives with the trained guard dogs. I've got you both beat. My guard chases bugs down and eats them for a snack! He's so bad he even kills yellow jackets. My TP is staying right where it is thank you. 103963-WhittneySamantha097.jpg Link to comment
bluegrassmom Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 I wonder if we took all of our collective rolls of tp and put them end to end how far they would go? What if we also included the paper towels? Link to comment
cookiejar Posted August 24, 2006 Author Share Posted August 24, 2006 Cheesecake addiction (It's not pretty) The anonymouse conspiracy Biore, fresh breath, mighty dog, and HB paper samples (Lord knows WHAT you can make out of that!) Icky iodine photos Bad Eggs canning potpie filling DS with ACL starting PTs (Watch it! It's loaded!) Mom Mafiosos deceptively innocent Anatolians (Don't fall for the pretty face!) Someone alert the pentagon... Link to comment
mistylady Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 They really should be watching! What could possibly be worse than a bunch of women with PMS or going through menopause like us? We have all these great tools at our disposal! We're smart enough to know that we need to prepare for what lies ahead, and we have formed a group of like-minded people to swap ideas with and to chat with! But back to the PMS thing - I had a t-shirt that said "I have PMS and a handgun - any questions?" That shirt was more frightening than any big dog! (It's the wallpaper remover - it's making me odder than usual. As if that's possible. ) Link to comment
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