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Darlene

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...but I thought it might be fun to play along. I'm going to start a 'story line' and who ever wants to, can add to the 'story'. In the past, these have been a lot of fun and caused me to "LOL", literally :).

 

Ok, here goes...

 

"I wonder if there is some bear DNA in me. As the weather has gone from warm and balmy breezes to cold and biting winds, I find myself wanting to retire to my cave and hide from everything until the Spring rolls around and I'm once again happy to venture outside. Since the family would never tolerate me living in an isolated cave for 4-5 months out of the year I think that I'll....."

 

Who would like to add the next paragraph? :0327:

 

lol

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...fleece jammies, hot cocoa, and a pot of honey.

 

So snuggling down to be comfortable, instead of enduring the COLD :frozen: world outside, I read one of my thousands of ebooks and drift away from current uncomfortable reality. :cloud9::hapydancsmil:

 

 

However.......... :blink: ........

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quite sick. Oh, my! I wish I had brought a friend along! No - wait - isn't my friend SueC here in New Zealand? :scratchhead:

 

SUEC!!! SUE??? Hey, BUDDY!!!!????

 

Can I raid your medicine cabinet??

 

:imoksmiley:

 

I hear a rustling in the grass....

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oh dear - me medicine cabinet is quite sad since we moved, but I have ginger beer, maybe that will help settle things in time to go on a boat cruise to Milford Sound.

 

oh can you see what I see?

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*darlene peeks out from under her cave covers and looks around...*

 

I see snow capped mountains that mirror their reflection in pristine lakes surrounded by grasslands that cradle the sheep that are grazing. If I look in another direction I see coastlines whose waters remind me of the coastlines in the Bahamas. When I turn a little more I see someone coming towards me. They are running and waving their arms. As they get closer I can finally hear what they are saying. I am momentarily stunned as I listen to them say, "........."

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The hobbits eat the zombies for breakfast! (Well, they save a few for second breakfast.) Gandalf looks on aghast.

 

While they are picking their teeth afterward, I offer them a basket of smoked mushrooms. While they argue over whether to start on them now or later, I sneak off to wherever that smell of barbecued lamb is coming from.

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Gunplumber, Wormie, and the rest arrive....... :sigh: .....to late for um..."breakfast" . Or even second breakfast. The hobbits are ready for a nap but they can't sleep with Gunplumber's group 'warming up' and Wormie yelling "NIGHT MANEUVERS" every so often to get the team pumped up. I'm negotiating for a ride on Gandalf's gorgeous horse when suddenly ......

Edited by Mt_Rider
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Suddenly a helicopter hovers over head as a rope ladder is thrown out the side. It unfolds right in front of MtRider. She contemplates "horse...heli...horse...heli" when suddenly she notices some movement coming towards her. MtRider jumps on the ladder and....

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Mt Rider finds herself quickly brought to the top of the mountain over the cave entrance. "What a grand view!" She exclaims as the folks and the hobbits begin to notice she was flown up there and is now debarked from the rope ladder... contemplating how she is now going to get down from the mountain, when the last two zombies also notice and start moving toward the mountain which draws Wormie's attention and Gunplumbers at the same time and they....

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...may be able to make a long cord. Knits quickly....but it's really just the chain stitch. Then MtR lays down two Bent Sapling Traps...one on either side of the trail the zombies are following. MtRider calls down to the napping hobbits, who surely must be hungry again. Promises a set of hand knit hat & gloves for their assistance.

 

 

Hmmm.....gotta barter with Sass for the hats/gloves....since I'm not at that level yet. :scratchhead: Whoop....here comes the zombies and they each step into the traps and.........

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The traps only pull their legs off! They are pulling their bodies through the snow using their arms. The Hobbits quickly catch up the them and have a nice snack. When they finish they take Mt. Rider carefully down the mountain to their village and make sure she is warm and comfortable. She lays down and takes a nap and when she wakes up she sees...

 

 

 

:wormie2:

John

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a trail of blueberries leading out the door....and when she peeks out she is startled to see the Hobbits have eaten all the rations. There is nothing left to do but go into the village and buy groceries. Having no idea where to find the store she stumbled out into the lane and then....

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......then MtR spots the Grocery Shopping Queen. "Darlene! We're out of food cuz we drastically underestimated how much hobbits eat! What are we going to do?????????" :feedme:

 

Darlene :cook: says......No problem, chica! We ....................................

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adding illustrations, of course!
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