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It has been noted in the media that homeland security can do a certain amount of survellence on subversive or even *fringe* groups that differ from the main stream. Now as we differ from the main stream can you imagine what they think is going on with a site that boasts:

 

Chicken Cams

Atlanta is Closed

Buckets and *Stashing*

Chicken Butchering Classes in High Heels and and Tiara

Tin foil hat contests

Canadian Geese, Robin Red Breast (Possible Illegal Bird Flu entry to the US)

Bear Theft and Greenbean Ransoms

Civil War Recipes (Possible plans for insurection?)

Floating Carrots

Disrespectful names for The County Coroner Vehicle

 

 

One can only guess what they think is going on

 

Suffice to say, when the SWAT team shows up...point at Darlene

 

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I have revolutionary war recipes, as well.... heh, heh

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Dee's genetic manipulation might stir some interest...

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Well, let's not forget those recipes for hooch...just call it..um..Whiskey Rebellion recipes! Yeah. That's it.

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Originally Posted By: HSmom

 

We're doomed.

 

:24:

 

 

More than you think. The situation has gotten more dire:

 

Secret Spread sheets? (Why is this G & V sending..gasp privately?)

Boozing Vanilla beans (Their on to you Crabgrass)

Knifty knitters and Nursing Necklaces

Upside down tomatoes

Intentional Communities

Wax O-ring saving

Westbend Popperys and Blue Blossoms

Independent stores (alarm alarm independence alert)

Thematic Units? (Good grief what is that?)

 

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I sure hope nobody monitors the Shout Box...

 

:wacko:

 

 

All *KINDS* of things go on in in THERE!!!!

 

 

Having children do their (gasp) HOMEWORK!!

 

Something about what WormGuy needs (?????)

 

The ongoing saga of Jewlzm's illnesses... or is it all a CODE??? :shrug:

 

Dishes... being done by CHILDREN!!!!!!!! :blink:

 

 

:busted:

 

 

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You can have a lot of fun with "them" if your the type who gets off on pokeing a 5 ft rattler with a 2 foot stick... :happy0203:

 

I and several friends while on our cell phns make refrence to things like "Is the stuff coming in tonight?" which strip? the one in behind such and such mtn? or the one by the lake?..

 

Will they also sell us the AK's? the "GOOD" ones...??? :shrug:

 

This we have done for a long time, and we know for a fact that DHS and a pile of other alphibet soupe agencys are listening to the cells.. :ph34r:

 

Of course when they kick in my door and we all react wrongly, there will be problems, but ya gotta do what ya gotta do to keep from being bored!!

 

T - - - - - shhhh

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I'm very fond of the shout box discussions. -

I remember beating up on the moderator with loaves of French bread...

Disregard for authority, perhaps?

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Another was discussion of the ill-maintained rocketship and the teleporter malfunction (with a man and a chicken?!)...

Unauthorized scientific experimentation?

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Do ya think we can get kevlar into all this plastic fabric we are making? Ya know we may have to protect ourselves in the rain! Let me know if this is do-able otherise I will use my collection of bags for sanitation as previously itended.

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Originally Posted By: Leah

I'm very fond of the shout box discussions. -

I remember beating up on the moderator with loaves of French bread...

Disregard for authority, perhaps?

 

 

Hey, wasn't that me?!?!?! You're in trouble now Leah!

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You got garlic butter in my eye!

 

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Originally Posted By: Cat

 

:shakinghead:

 

And you *wonder* why Montana is said to have more of "the strange ones"????

 

:shakinghead:

 

 

I've never wondered... :happy0203: I am well aware of how the leftist media paints us freedom lovers in the NW, seems if you have a point of view to the right a few inchs of Marx your some kind of wild eyed radical... :blink: ]

 

Of course I am a card carrying member of the vast right wing conspricy against the Klintons.. and the FBI and ATF and CIA and PTA.. :24:

 

In America today most people get their "news" from the blow dired hairsprayed fluffs on the network channels...

 

But to address your comment...[censored] RIGHT WE IS !!!!!. :americanflag:

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Originally Posted By: Shari

Do ya think we can get kevlar into all this plastic fabric we are making? Ya know we may have to protect ourselves in the rain! Let me know if this is do-able otherise I will use my collection of bags for sanitation as previously intended.

 

 

CIA Wiretaps on this one

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Originally Posted By: Cat

 

The ongoing saga of Jewlzm's illnesses... or is it all a CODE??? :shrug:

 

:busted:

 

 

 

Oh yeah! Its code.. They know not to come bug me.. if I can do this much damage to myself, Heaven KNOWS what I can do to other people..

 

Its either that or they will leave me alone and I will take care of the killing of myself LMAO

 

No help required!

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