Deerslayer Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 'ESTROGEN ISSUES' 10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE 'ESTROGEN ISSUES' 1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet. 3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans. 4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say. 5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says: 'How's my driving-call 1- 800-'. 6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice. 7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from 'outer space.' 9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy. 10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday. TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND 10. Cats' facial expressions. 9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors. 8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds. 7. Fat clothes. 6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time. 5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off- white, and eggshell. 4. Cutting your hair to make it grow. 3. Eyelash curlers. 2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made. AND, the Number One thing only women understand: 1. OTHER WOMEN Link to comment
michelle Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 Is there a reason you had to post this for me to find today? No estrogen problems here... uh uuhh Link to comment
ol'momma Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 Hand over the chocolate and onoe one will get hurt... Link to comment
zzelle Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 me too hand over the chocolate and noone will get hurt Link to comment
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