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It has been noted in the media that homeland security can do a certain amount of survellence on subversive or even *fringe* groups that differ from the main stream. Now as we differ from the main stream can you imagine what they think is going on with a site that boasts:

 

bat hatred!

Men nursing

bucket uses and bucket collectors

princess tattoos

a sheriff/preacher/undertaker career

canning almost anything

if not canned, than dehydrated into submission

Turtle butchering

live kitten capturing

chicken caccatorie and the lyrics it provokes

 

One can only guess what they think is going on

 

Suffice to say, when the SWAT team shows up...point at Darlene

 

 

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**whispering**

 

 

Don't forget the amazing disappearing princess chickens in an "I'm-not-going-to-say-where" back yard...

 

 

 

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Are we really subversive........... yeah..... and proud of it.

 

We do underground rootcellaring, undercover preps, 100's of things that make us different from the norm.

 

Aren't we GREAT!!!!!!

 

:cheer:

 

 

 

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Ahhhhhh the list grows..what a subversive lot!

 

The amazing disappearing princess chickens

underground rootcellars

undercover preps

crack the whip

risk cities (Gasp!)

holistic cats and dogs

soda pop, covers, and frappes! (Oh my!)

kid pools for anything but swimming

dried milk and it's unusual uses

NON-pinging cans

bug out bags ("What's bugging them?" asks the agent)

Chugwater, WY

DDs, MILs and other weapon-sounding titles

 

Hmmm we may need to widen the investigation

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I bet its that princess boot camp that has em scared... they are likely picturing frilly pink cammo with bullet-proof tiaras, wielding our MILs and DDs. Since we are stockpiling so many emergency supplies and foods, and all the talk about stocking enough ammo and foods, they must think we are planning a huge take-over-the world campagn.

 

Don't forget your lipstick, girls! :curtsey:

 

 

:nail:

 

LOL

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OK...so in addition to lipstick sales (I'd never make it in princess boot camp, I haven't worn lipstick in 10 years) is monitoring sales on:

 

Sanitary Napkins (we need those pressure bandages)

Canning supplies (did they ever figure out what that pinging noise was)

Heirloom seeds (someone considers seeds a family heirloom??)

Westie's sudden shovel purchases

 

Mo7

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You forgot the women's camo by peeing standing up... they'll never find us now. Of course I have to finish carving cute little kitten heels on my combat boots. They will look so nice next to my platform barn boots. :happy0203:

 

All the killin' and murdering on this site (mainly chickens and baby bunnies...soooo cute!!!). Go ahead an shoot 'em behind the ear (sounds like execution-style to me).

 

:o

 

 

 

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And if she didn't get to you, then how about him?

 

I get your knees are knocking and your hearts a fluttering!

 

 

 

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Anatolians rule!

 

p.s. it's all westie's fault

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Considering the great interest in medical matters and diseases they probably think we are expecting mass casualties and bio warfare, too. Now where did I put my stock of MIL's and my DS? Oh, let's not forget our collective vast store of TP!

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Mass casual ties??? tiesmiley.gif

 

Like lots and lots of colorful ones with cute little puppies and funky stripes and other kinds Hubby can wear on Fridays????

 

:shrug:

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Cat, I am a VS girl through and through.

 

Ask Homey...I've taken her shopping there with me before, and if I recall correctly, she walked out with a bag for herself...

 

lol

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Cheesecake addiction (It's not pretty)

The anonymouse conspiracy

Biore, fresh breath, mighty dog, and HB paper samples (Lord knows WHAT you can make out of that!)

Icky iodine photos

Bad Eggs

canning potpie filling

DS with ACL starting PTs (Watch it! It's loaded!)

Mom Mafiosos

deceptively innocent Anatolians (Don't fall for the pretty face!)

 

Someone alert the pentagon... panicsmiley2.gif

 

 

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They really should be watching! What could possibly be worse than a bunch of women with PMS or going through menopause like us? We have all these great tools at our disposal!

 

We're smart enough to know that we need to prepare for what lies ahead, and we have formed a group of like-minded people to swap ideas with and to chat with!

 

But back to the PMS thing - I had a t-shirt that said "I have PMS and a handgun - any questions?" That shirt was more frightening than any big dog! :24:

 

 

(It's the wallpaper remover - it's making me odder than usual. As if that's possible. :blink: )

 

 

 

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