cookiejar Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Updated version:The FBI has returned. It has been noted in the media that homeland security can do a certain amount of survellence on subversive or even *fringe* groups that differ from the main stream. Now as we differ from the main stream can you imagine what they think is going on with a site that boasts: Necies Bat Canning (Requires Two Quart Jars) Cat's Heads and Tongues Recipes (Special Team just to monitor *The Kitchen*) Ex-Army in their Wives Underware Proper Hugging by Wormguy Grassy Knoll Test Preps Attack Wheelbarrows and Barkless Chihuahuas GunTard Hardcore Family Tree Researchers Removing Crome and Parvo Gardnmom/Lois and other Aliases (It's the quiet ones ya gotta watch!) Where is Shagline? Passing The 8th Grade Test Anatolian Shepard Dogs and The Chickens They love One can only guess what they think is going on Suffice to say, when the SWAT team shows up...point at Darlene Link to comment
PoGo Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 Ah, lets just invite them to the sunporch and ply them with cheesecake. Link to comment
Jewlzm Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 lol was wondering where the FBI thingy went *g* Gotta keep them updated or they will never find it Link to comment
zinger Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 COOKIE!!! This was funnier than Broadsword's underware!!! Link to comment
Cat Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 Here's the original: http://mrssurvival.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=15387 I have no idea why it's locked. Did they hack us to stop the insanity??? Link to comment
cookiejar Posted March 23, 2007 Author Share Posted March 23, 2007 ACK!!!!! It's open! I did it when I was playing with my secret powers...LOL. DOH!!!!! Link to comment
ArmyOfFive4God Posted March 24, 2007 Share Posted March 24, 2007 Originally Posted By: Cat Here's the original: http://mrssurvival.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=15387 I have no idea why it's locked. Did they hack us to stop the insanity??? Is that a YKK compliant zipper? Link to comment
Jewlzm Posted March 24, 2007 Share Posted March 24, 2007 lol now.. lets see... Necies Bat Canning (Requires Two Quart Jars) Cat's Heads and Tongues Recipes (Special Team just to monitor *The Kitchen*) Ex-Army in their Wives Underware Proper Hugging by Wormguy Grassy Knoll Test Preps Attack Wheelbarrows and Barkless Chihuahuas GunTard Hardcore Family Tree Researchers Removing Crome and Parvo Gardnmom/Lois and other Aliases (It's the quiet ones ya gotta watch!) Where is Shagline? Passing The 8th Grade Test Anatolian Shepard Dogs and The Chickens They love Now we didnt add the YKK Conspiracy.. Or My favorite.. Kidnapping Christian Authors *g* Link to comment
Cat Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 *Add to list*... fear of black ants taking over felt-lined yurts as fashion accessories (?) Taping ducks earthworms inciting "terrorism" beer hormones Link to comment
MommyofSeven Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 Can we add "attempting to put fowl on buses"? That's gotta be a crime, right? Think I'll skip the bat canning, then, I'm trying to maintain a low profile. Mo7 Link to comment
Jewlzm Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 OK.. Now I have to add the "Cloning of the Amish" They are going to take over the world you know.. LOL :swoon: Everyone Link to comment
cookiejar Posted April 7, 2007 Author Share Posted April 7, 2007 Hmmmmmmmm Pickle Soup and roadkill recipes Half-Pollack mermaids! Boneless Pork Cops :quack: Link to comment
Jewlzm Posted April 9, 2007 Share Posted April 9, 2007 "sigh" Now I must add Leah's chicken missle launchers! Link to comment
Jewlzm Posted April 10, 2007 Share Posted April 10, 2007 And not to mention what HSmom does with her ducks (the taped variety) Link to comment
HSmom Posted April 10, 2007 Share Posted April 10, 2007 Hey! How'd I get drawn into this? Now they're gonna watch me. I was just following instructions! Link to comment
zinger Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 Okay, HSmom, here's what you do. Print off Cookie's FBI lists - ALL of them. Then when the g-men show up at your door you stick the lists in their faces and say "...duck tape? You want to talk about DUCK TAPE? Here...HERE are the things you should be investigating!!" I guarantee, twenty seconds of perusing those lists will have them backing off the porch so fast it will make your head swim! Link to comment
HSmom Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 Oh my!! What a great thread!!! For those newer to Mrs S....I used to have an avatar of a taped duck...with a siggy that said: "Dear Homeland Security, I've got my duct taped...." Link to comment
sassenach Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 Here's the title of a new thread, The Mysterious Cracklin' Cat --- It's black too! ( I swear there is one that belongs to the empty feedstore which is being improved on lately, I know they installed a brand new shower, what for is a good question! ) I lost my cat evidently to coyotes earlier when Spring arrived about two and a half months ago, he went outside like he usually did, and just never came back and the coyotes had been all over the place after the snow melted off!)...... So....... this little fat black cat comes up and is helping me get rid of the open bag of cat food. Her and maybe two others occasionally hop up on the first floor roof here and enjoy a bit now and then. Well tonight, it was rather hot inside so I went to open the window and there it was, literally cracklin' , it doesn't meow, it cracks , so its the cracklin' cat, and being the roof is black and it is, it surprised me. So I checked the bowl, and filled it and made sure the water was fresh in the other bowl --- even though we have a creek right here too. The cracklin cat ate and left, besides, it started to rain good. But thats my story and I'm stickin' to it! You all gave me some laughs, re-reading this thread! Link to comment
Cat Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 **Adding to the list of things for the FBI to investigate...** *Crocheted bonnets for goats *A new trend of buying lousy potatoes? *Everybody's waving?? Twice? *New rapper with poor rhythm? "*Coconut Oil* and the bad rap" *Almost-spinning heads... new craft accessories or secret code for recent illegal activity? *The "Bacon Lance of Death"... 'Nuff said *Canning Ginger? (Put a detail of bodyguards around her!) *Waiting for houses to blow up *Expanding Bob for young children's benefit (Bodyguards for Bob, too!) Everybody report back to location "Home Sweet Home" for debriefing and additional recon... Link to comment
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