It has been noted in the media that homeland security can do a certain amount of survellence on subversive or even *fringe* groups that differ from the main stream. Now as we differ from the main stream can you imagine what they think is going on with a site that boasts:
bat hatred!
Men nursing
bucket uses and bucket collectors
princess tattoos
a sheriff/preacher/undertaker career
canning almost anything
if not canned, than dehydrated into submission
Turtle butchering
live kitten capturing
chicken caccatorie and the lyrics it provokes
One can only guess what they think is going on
Suffice to say, when the SWAT team shows up...point at Darlene
If the FBI is watching
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Posted 21 August 2006 - 04:49 PM
The Lord's Prayer is 66 words, the Gettysburg Address is 286 words, there are 1,322 words in the Declaration of Independence, but government regulations on the sale of cabbage total 26,911 words. ~National Review
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Posted 21 August 2006 - 05:45 PM
Oh my gosh, they must be scared to death that the pressure canner will blow their bug right out of the house!!!!!!
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Posted 21 August 2006 - 08:48 PM
Concerned agents with headsets in plain van:
"AHHHHH! What's that PINGING noise?"
wink to Lois, The Steels and Jewlzm
"AHHHHH! What's that PINGING noise?"
wink to Lois, The Steels and Jewlzm
The Lord's Prayer is 66 words, the Gettysburg Address is 286 words, there are 1,322 words in the Declaration of Independence, but government regulations on the sale of cabbage total 26,911 words. ~National Review
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Posted 22 August 2006 - 02:53 AM
**whispering**
Don't forget the amazing disappearing princess chickens in an "I'm-not-going-to-say-where" back yard...
Don't forget the amazing disappearing princess chickens in an "I'm-not-going-to-say-where" back yard...
Where words and actions disagree, the heart is revealed.
Look how often the unexpected happens... and we still don't expect it.
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Posted 22 August 2006 - 12:19 PM
Are we really subversive........... yeah..... and proud of it.
We do underground rootcellaring, undercover preps, 100's of things that make us different from the norm.
Aren't we GREAT!!!!!!
We do underground rootcellaring, undercover preps, 100's of things that make us different from the norm.
Aren't we GREAT!!!!!!
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Posted 22 August 2006 - 02:58 PM
Ahhhhhh the list grows..what a subversive lot!
The amazing disappearing princess chickens
underground rootcellars
undercover preps
crack the whip
risk cities (Gasp!)
holistic cats and dogs
soda pop, covers, and frappes! (Oh my!)
kid pools for anything but swimming
dried milk and it's unusual uses
NON-pinging cans
bug out bags ("What's bugging them?" asks the agent)
Chugwater, WY
DDs, MILs and other weapon-sounding titles
Hmmm we may need to widen the investigation
The amazing disappearing princess chickens
underground rootcellars
undercover preps
crack the whip
risk cities (Gasp!)
holistic cats and dogs
soda pop, covers, and frappes! (Oh my!)
kid pools for anything but swimming
dried milk and it's unusual uses
NON-pinging cans
bug out bags ("What's bugging them?" asks the agent)
Chugwater, WY
DDs, MILs and other weapon-sounding titles
Hmmm we may need to widen the investigation
The Lord's Prayer is 66 words, the Gettysburg Address is 286 words, there are 1,322 words in the Declaration of Independence, but government regulations on the sale of cabbage total 26,911 words. ~National Review
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Posted 22 August 2006 - 10:39 PM
Ya haven't mentioned... uses of dryer lint. No tellin' what we'll figure out to do with that stuff. 
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from spiritual faith to great courage.
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from abundance to selfishness.
from selfishness to complacency.
from complacency to apathy.
from apathy to moral decay.
from moral decay to dependence.
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from spiritual faith to great courage.
from great courage to liberty.
from liberty to abundance.
from abundance to selfishness.
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Posted 22 August 2006 - 11:21 PM
I bet its that princess boot camp that has em scared... they are likely picturing frilly pink cammo with bullet-proof tiaras, wielding our MILs and DDs. Since we are stockpiling so many emergency supplies and foods, and all the talk about stocking enough ammo and foods, they must think we are planning a huge take-over-the world campagn.
Don't forget your lipstick, girls!
LOL
Don't forget your lipstick, girls!
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Posted 23 August 2006 - 08:31 AM
The princess bootcamp rules...
Be afraid.
Be vewwy afwaid.
rofl
Be afraid.
Be vewwy afwaid.
rofl
"One day, we’re going to stand before the gates of Heaven. Some of us want to be able to walk up there in a white robe and we want to sing Abba Father and Amazing Grace and we want to say to the Lord, “I worshiped You.” But I want you to think about this: Heres the way I want to enter the gates of Heaven. I want to come skidding in there on all fours. I want to be slipping and sliding and I want to hit the gates of heaven with a bang. And when I stand up and I stand before Christ, I want there to be blood on my knees and my elbows. I want to be covered with mud. And I want to be standing there with a ragged breast plate of righteousness. And a spear in my hand. And I want to say, “Look at me, Jesus. I’ve been in the battle. I’ve been fighting for you.” Ladies and gentlemen, put your armor on and get into battle. God bless you." ~ General William G. Boykin, U.S. Army (ret.)
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Posted 23 August 2006 - 11:19 AM
lipstick sales are monitored...
Cooking up batches of lemon ginger infusions possibly for hand grenades...
Anatolian attack puppies!
The level alert is moved up to red!
Cooking up batches of lemon ginger infusions possibly for hand grenades...
Anatolian attack puppies!
The level alert is moved up to red!
The Lord's Prayer is 66 words, the Gettysburg Address is 286 words, there are 1,322 words in the Declaration of Independence, but government regulations on the sale of cabbage total 26,911 words. ~National Review
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Posted 23 August 2006 - 11:23 AM
and...
the dreaded dryer lint
The UN is creating a committee to review the danger potential and submit an analysis to a symposium the second tuesday of Dec.
the dreaded dryer lint
The UN is creating a committee to review the danger potential and submit an analysis to a symposium the second tuesday of Dec.
The Lord's Prayer is 66 words, the Gettysburg Address is 286 words, there are 1,322 words in the Declaration of Independence, but government regulations on the sale of cabbage total 26,911 words. ~National Review
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Posted 23 August 2006 - 11:32 AM
OK...so in addition to lipstick sales (I'd never make it in princess boot camp, I haven't worn lipstick in 10 years) is monitoring sales on:
Sanitary Napkins (we need those pressure bandages)
Canning supplies (did they ever figure out what that pinging noise was)
Heirloom seeds (someone considers seeds a family heirloom??)
Westie's sudden shovel purchases
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Sanitary Napkins (we need those pressure bandages)
Canning supplies (did they ever figure out what that pinging noise was)
Heirloom seeds (someone considers seeds a family heirloom??)
Westie's sudden shovel purchases
Mo7
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Posted 23 August 2006 - 12:33 PM
You forgot the women's camo by peeing standing up... they'll never find us now. Of course I have to finish carving cute little kitten heels on my combat boots. They will look so nice next to my platform barn boots. 
All the killin' and murdering on this site (mainly chickens and baby bunnies...soooo cute!!!). Go ahead an shoot 'em behind the ear (sounds like execution-style to me).
All the killin' and murdering on this site (mainly chickens and baby bunnies...soooo cute!!!). Go ahead an shoot 'em behind the ear (sounds like execution-style to me).
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Posted 23 August 2006 - 08:11 PM
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lipstick sales are monitored...
Cooking up batches of lemon ginger infusions possibly for hand grenades...
Anatolian attack puppies!
The level alert is moved up to red!
Cooking up batches of lemon ginger infusions possibly for hand grenades...
Anatolian attack puppies!
The level alert is moved up to red!
Doesn't she just put terror in your heart just looking at her?
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"One day, we’re going to stand before the gates of Heaven. Some of us want to be able to walk up there in a white robe and we want to sing Abba Father and Amazing Grace and we want to say to the Lord, “I worshiped You.” But I want you to think about this: Heres the way I want to enter the gates of Heaven. I want to come skidding in there on all fours. I want to be slipping and sliding and I want to hit the gates of heaven with a bang. And when I stand up and I stand before Christ, I want there to be blood on my knees and my elbows. I want to be covered with mud. And I want to be standing there with a ragged breast plate of righteousness. And a spear in my hand. And I want to say, “Look at me, Jesus. I’ve been in the battle. I’ve been fighting for you.” Ladies and gentlemen, put your armor on and get into battle. God bless you." ~ General William G. Boykin, U.S. Army (ret.)
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Posted 23 August 2006 - 08:12 PM
And if she didn't get to you, then how about him?
I get your knees are knocking and your hearts a fluttering!
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Anatolians rule!
p.s. it's all westie's fault
I get your knees are knocking and your hearts a fluttering!
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Anatolians rule!
p.s. it's all westie's fault
"One day, we’re going to stand before the gates of Heaven. Some of us want to be able to walk up there in a white robe and we want to sing Abba Father and Amazing Grace and we want to say to the Lord, “I worshiped You.” But I want you to think about this: Heres the way I want to enter the gates of Heaven. I want to come skidding in there on all fours. I want to be slipping and sliding and I want to hit the gates of heaven with a bang. And when I stand up and I stand before Christ, I want there to be blood on my knees and my elbows. I want to be covered with mud. And I want to be standing there with a ragged breast plate of righteousness. And a spear in my hand. And I want to say, “Look at me, Jesus. I’ve been in the battle. I’ve been fighting for you.” Ladies and gentlemen, put your armor on and get into battle. God bless you." ~ General William G. Boykin, U.S. Army (ret.)
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Posted 23 August 2006 - 11:09 PM
Considering the great interest in medical matters and diseases they probably think we are expecting mass casualties and bio warfare, too. Now where did I put my stock of MIL's and my DS? Oh, let's not forget our collective vast store of TP!
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Posted 24 August 2006 - 12:05 AM
Mass casual ties??? 
Like lots and lots of colorful ones with cute little puppies and funky stripes and other kinds Hubby can wear on Fridays????
Like lots and lots of colorful ones with cute little puppies and funky stripes and other kinds Hubby can wear on Fridays????
Where words and actions disagree, the heart is revealed.
Look how often the unexpected happens... and we still don't expect it.
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