If the FBI is watching
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, Aug 21 2006 04:49 PM
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#41
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Posted 03 September 2006 - 06:09 PM
from bondage to spiritual faith.
from spiritual faith to great courage.
from great courage to liberty.
from liberty to abundance.
from abundance to selfishness.
from selfishness to complacency.
from complacency to apathy.
from apathy to moral decay.
from moral decay to dependence.
from dependence to bondage.
from spiritual faith to great courage.
from great courage to liberty.
from liberty to abundance.
from abundance to selfishness.
from selfishness to complacency.
from complacency to apathy.
from apathy to moral decay.
from moral decay to dependence.
from dependence to bondage.
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Posted 03 September 2006 - 06:52 PM
That's fabulous Granny
The Lord's Prayer is 66 words, the Gettysburg Address is 286 words, there are 1,322 words in the Declaration of Independence, but government regulations on the sale of cabbage total 26,911 words. ~National Review
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Posted 03 September 2006 - 08:23 PM
NSA is monitoring all...
Homeland security has been alerted to a very subversive, clandestine group obviously speaking in code!
Dinner for breakfast
Christmas Ornament exchange
still more Anatolian attack puppies
canning cantalope
canning CUBAN soup (Isn't that a Communist country???)
oxygen absorbers
Freezing rice critters
those maddening 5 gallon buckets
Bacon ends
De-lurkers
the three Moms
100+ gift baskets (why so many? who are these people?)
disguising nail holes
Homeland security has been alerted to a very subversive, clandestine group obviously speaking in code!
Dinner for breakfast
Christmas Ornament exchange
still more Anatolian attack puppies
canning cantalope
canning CUBAN soup (Isn't that a Communist country???)
oxygen absorbers
Freezing rice critters
those maddening 5 gallon buckets
Bacon ends
De-lurkers
the three Moms
100+ gift baskets (why so many? who are these people?)
disguising nail holes
The Lord's Prayer is 66 words, the Gettysburg Address is 286 words, there are 1,322 words in the Declaration of Independence, but government regulations on the sale of cabbage total 26,911 words. ~National Review
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Posted 05 January 2007 - 01:14 PM
Where words and actions disagree, the heart is revealed.
Look how often the unexpected happens... and we still don't expect it.
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Posted 05 January 2007 - 04:52 PM
...there are some things that can beat smartness and foresight. Awkwardness and stupidity can. The best swordsman in the world doesn't need to fear the second best swordsman in the world; no, the person for him to be afraid of is some ignorant antagonist who has never had a sword in his hand before; he doesn't do the thing he ought to do, and so the expert isn't prepared for him.
LIVE YOUR LIFE IN SUCH A WAY, THAT WHEN YOUR FEET HIT THE FLOOR IN THE MORNING.....SATAN SHUDDERS AND SAYS: "OH SH*T!!!.....SHE'S AWAKE!"
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Posted 05 January 2007 - 05:42 PM
Homeland security issues the levele has risen to code orange. Rumors of subversive sleeper groups are not admitted though NSA is keeping tabs on stocks of jars, pectin (specially that no sugar kind).
Other areas of home security *awareness*
Hibernation
Who are the Christmases (yes, just who are they??)
Aprons on PJs
Basil, Lobelia and potato-induced colloidal silver
carnberry beans (dear lord! is it genetic engineering???)
The burpee connection
borax
and...*gasp*
Plugging toliets
Other areas of home security *awareness*
Hibernation
Who are the Christmases (yes, just who are they??)
Aprons on PJs
Basil, Lobelia and potato-induced colloidal silver
carnberry beans (dear lord! is it genetic engineering???)
The burpee connection
borax
and...*gasp*
Plugging toliets
The Lord's Prayer is 66 words, the Gettysburg Address is 286 words, there are 1,322 words in the Declaration of Independence, but government regulations on the sale of cabbage total 26,911 words. ~National Review
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Posted 05 January 2007 - 05:50 PM
Don't forget...
Princess Boot Camp and the Flamingo Pink Bunker
Princess Boot Camp and the Flamingo Pink Bunker
...there are some things that can beat smartness and foresight. Awkwardness and stupidity can. The best swordsman in the world doesn't need to fear the second best swordsman in the world; no, the person for him to be afraid of is some ignorant antagonist who has never had a sword in his hand before; he doesn't do the thing he ought to do, and so the expert isn't prepared for him.
LIVE YOUR LIFE IN SUCH A WAY, THAT WHEN YOUR FEET HIT THE FLOOR IN THE MORNING.....SATAN SHUDDERS AND SAYS: "OH SH*T!!!.....SHE'S AWAKE!"
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Posted 06 January 2007 - 04:09 AM
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You're all nuts!
...there are some things that can beat smartness and foresight. Awkwardness and stupidity can. The best swordsman in the world doesn't need to fear the second best swordsman in the world; no, the person for him to be afraid of is some ignorant antagonist who has never had a sword in his hand before; he doesn't do the thing he ought to do, and so the expert isn't prepared for him.
LIVE YOUR LIFE IN SUCH A WAY, THAT WHEN YOUR FEET HIT THE FLOOR IN THE MORNING.....SATAN SHUDDERS AND SAYS: "OH SH*T!!!.....SHE'S AWAKE!"
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Posted 06 January 2007 - 03:59 PM
I'm still waiting for my shiny jiggly thing from VS to arrive via the USPS and then I'm going to hide it in the tp so the youngsters (dd and ds) don't ever find it and ask me what it is! (Of course I'd just tell them it belongs to DH) Or was that a shiny thang that stops jiggling from VS?
My mind is mia at the moment!
My mind is mia at the moment!
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Posted 06 January 2007 - 06:44 PM
**By the time the NIS was able to decipher Mistylady's coded message, it was too late.
Some sort of sinister activity had already been instigated.**
*Crackle of radio*
"Roger - we've yet to spot the VS...
Operation Jiggy-Free is a go!"
Some sort of sinister activity had already been instigated.**
*Crackle of radio*
"Roger - we've yet to spot the VS...
Operation Jiggy-Free is a go!"
The Lord's Prayer is 66 words, the Gettysburg Address is 286 words, there are 1,322 words in the Declaration of Independence, but government regulations on the sale of cabbage total 26,911 words. ~National Review
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Posted 06 January 2007 - 07:02 PM
from bondage to spiritual faith.
from spiritual faith to great courage.
from great courage to liberty.
from liberty to abundance.
from abundance to selfishness.
from selfishness to complacency.
from complacency to apathy.
from apathy to moral decay.
from moral decay to dependence.
from dependence to bondage.
from spiritual faith to great courage.
from great courage to liberty.
from liberty to abundance.
from abundance to selfishness.
from selfishness to complacency.
from complacency to apathy.
from apathy to moral decay.
from moral decay to dependence.
from dependence to bondage.
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Posted 07 January 2007 - 11:44 AM
(For the newbies watching... seriously, look at the titles of our posts and tell me they don't sometimes sound subversive or just plain weird?
Now imagine the FBI trying to figure it out!)
Gives the ire over Walmart closing its fabrics department a whole new meaning!!!
(gotta watch those crafters, ya know, they're... well, ...crafty!)
Now imagine the FBI trying to figure it out!)
Gives the ire over Walmart closing its fabrics department a whole new meaning!!!
(gotta watch those crafters, ya know, they're... well, ...crafty!)
The Lord's Prayer is 66 words, the Gettysburg Address is 286 words, there are 1,322 words in the Declaration of Independence, but government regulations on the sale of cabbage total 26,911 words. ~National Review
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