There you go Cookie, a perfect cover for you nepharious (boy is that spelled right?) activities on the old closed golf course. But how are you going to explain that bag of seeds and plants you're carrying with you?
This is Miami,
I put on sandles, cream colored beach combers and a aqua top.
Then all I have to do is fill an empty junk food bag (chips,munchos, etc.) with seeds. put a cell phone to my ear, speak and wave my arms alot (tossing seeds), occassionally click with the camera at weeds and complain:
" Can you believe it? I can't believe it! I am bringing it up at the condo meeting! It's a mess out here! This is a mess! OMG OMG OMG WEEDS everywhere! Oye! We need to get a lawyer! OBTW, did I tell you Paris Hilton's in town? No? Yes!What would Paris Hilton think? What if Entertainment tonight drives by???"
You get the idea.
I'm obviously missing my career as an undercover agent
The Lord's Prayer is 66 words, the Gettysburg Address is 286 words, there are 1,322 words in the Declaration of Independence, but government regulations on the sale of cabbage total 26,911 words. ~National Review