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Started by cookiejar , Mar 15 2008 11:38 AM

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#1 cookiejar

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Posted 15 March 2008 - 11:38 AM

It has been noted in the media that homeland security can do a certain amount of survellence on subversive or even *fringe* groups that differ from the main stream. Now as we differ from the main stream can you imagine what they think is going on with a site that boasts:

Chicken Cams
Atlanta is Closed
Buckets and *Stashing*
Chicken Butchering Classes in High Heels and and Tiara
Tin foil hat contests
Canadian Geese, Robin Red Breast (Possible Illegal Bird Flu entry to the US)
Bear Theft and Greenbean Ransoms
Civil War Recipes (Possible plans for insurection?)
Floating Carrots
Disrespectful names for The County Coroner Vehicle


One can only guess what they think is going on

Suffice to say, when the SWAT team shows up...point at Darlene





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Posted 15 March 2008 - 12:52 PM

24.gif Yup, and SHE can plead


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Posted 15 March 2008 - 01:26 PM

I have revolutionary war recipes, as well.... heh, heh
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Posted 15 March 2008 - 07:35 PM

I think pinging and jiggling weights ought to get them curious, too!

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Posted 15 March 2008 - 10:10 PM

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Posted 15 March 2008 - 10:30 PM

Dee's genetic manipulation might stir some interest...

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Posted 15 March 2008 - 10:54 PM

Can I have one? Too funny!

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Posted 15 March 2008 - 11:33 PM

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I think pinging and jiggling weights ought to get them curious, too!


and Genetic manipulation too?

May have to call in the CDC




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Posted 16 March 2008 - 12:37 AM

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I have revolutionary war recipes, as well.... heh, heh





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Posted 16 March 2008 - 09:22 AM

Well, let's not forget those recipes for hooch...just call it..um..Whiskey Rebellion recipes! Yeah. That's it.

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Posted 16 March 2008 - 11:46 AM

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Well, let's not forget those recipes for hooch...just call it..um..Whiskey Rebellion recipes! Yeah. That's it.



and the ATF




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Posted 16 March 2008 - 12:39 PM

We're doomed.







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Posted 16 March 2008 - 01:44 PM

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We're doomed.

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More than you think. The situation has gotten more dire:

Secret Spread sheets? (Why is this G & V sending..gasp privately?)
Boozing Vanilla beans (Their on to you Crabgrass)
Knifty knitters and Nursing Necklaces
Upside down tomatoes
Intentional Communities
Wax O-ring saving
Westbend Popperys and Blue Blossoms
Independent stores (alarm alarm independence alert)
Thematic Units? (Good grief what is that?)






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Posted 16 March 2008 - 05:29 PM

I sure hope nobody monitors the Shout Box...

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All *KINDS* of things go on in in THERE!!!!


Having children do their (gasp) HOMEWORK!!

Something about what WormGuy needs (?????)

The ongoing saga of Jewlzm's illnesses... or is it all a CODE??? shrug.gif

Dishes... being done by CHILDREN!!!!!!!! blink.gif


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Posted 16 March 2008 - 05:30 PM

You can have a lot of fun with "them" if your the type who gets off on pokeing a 5 ft rattler with a 2 foot stick... happy0203.gif

I and several friends while on our cell phns make refrence to things like "Is the stuff coming in tonight?" which strip? the one in behind such and such mtn? or the one by the lake?..

Will they also sell us the AK's? the "GOOD" ones...??? shrug.gif

This we have done for a long time, and we know for a fact that DHS and a pile of other alphibet soupe agencys are listening to the cells.. ph34r.gif

Of course when they kick in my door and we all react wrongly, there will be problems, but ya gotta do what ya gotta do to keep from being bored!!

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Posted 16 March 2008 - 05:41 PM




And you *wonder* why Montana is said to have more of "the strange ones"????







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Posted 16 March 2008 - 07:46 PM

I'm very fond of the shout box discussions. -
I remember beating up on the moderator with loaves of French bread...
Disregard for authority, perhaps?
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Another was discussion of the ill-maintained rocketship and the teleporter malfunction (with a man and a chicken?!)...
Unauthorized scientific experimentation?
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Posted 16 March 2008 - 07:55 PM

Do ya think we can get kevlar into all this plastic fabric we are making? Ya know we may have to protect ourselves in the rain! Let me know if this is do-able otherise I will use my collection of bags for sanitation as previously itended.

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Posted 16 March 2008 - 08:37 PM

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I'm very fond of the shout box discussions. -
I remember beating up on the moderator with loaves of French bread...
Disregard for authority, perhaps?



Hey, wasn't that me?!?!?! You're in trouble now Leah!


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Posted 16 March 2008 - 09:37 PM

You got garlic butter in my eye!

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