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Started by cookiejar , Jun 08 2008 05:11 PM

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#1 cookiejar

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Posted 08 June 2008 - 05:11 PM

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Come on in and share your jokes and funny stories. Please add a caution in your subject line if you think your joke might be offensive to anyone.


This is a direct quote from the entrance to this forum.

Just plain and simple, sometimes we have children reading in this forum and to knock off the rude/crude stuff or it will be deleted immediately. If the joke is fine but the responding posts are rude or crude, they will be deleted immediately. Watch the language. Occasional humorous adult-toned jokes do come up, JUST label in the subject line if it is risque or questionable humor. Watch the language! Politics has a forum-take those jokes there.

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Posted 21 June 2008 - 08:40 PM

very true cookie jar
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#3 Darlene

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Posted 12 August 2008 - 09:27 AM

I don't think 'adult' jokes have a place ANYwhere on this site.

I just got done deleting quite a few.


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Posted 12 August 2008 - 04:24 PM

Originally Posted By: Darlene
I don't think 'adult' jokes have a place ANYwhere on this site.

I just got done deleting quite a few.


Could you please stop deleteing them until I get to read em???? rofl

I have a note from my mommy saying i can read adult jokes... grin
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Posted 12 August 2008 - 06:45 PM

Trip, honey...


You're *posting* most of them!!!!





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#6 cookiejar

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Posted 12 August 2008 - 09:06 PM

Thank you for saying it Cat. I was avoiding bringing it up to certain people who have a whole CAVE to post adult jokes in.

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Posted 12 August 2008 - 11:54 PM

Originally Posted By: Trip
Originally Posted By: Darlene
I don't think 'adult' jokes have a place ANYwhere on this site.

I just got done deleting quite a few.


Could you please stop deleteing them until I get to read em???? rofl

I have a note from my mommy saying i can read adult jokes... grin


Easy solution: Since Darlene doesn't want 'adult' jokes on the site, yet Trip wants to read them..... Anyone with a 'questionable' joke should just PM it to Trip. grin

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#8 Trip

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Posted 14 August 2008 - 01:55 PM

Originally Posted By: Cat
Trip, honey...


You're *posting* most of them!!!!






I don't think I've poted anything that was really that bad..could it be the PC police have taken over Mrs S??

Fine I won't post anymore...but I "WAS" posting in the cave and the edge and was told to post in this forum...now???


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fight efficiently and die gallantly.
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Posted 16 August 2008 - 11:28 AM

Darlene, I do have a question.

In your initial post for this forum you stated:

"Come on in and share your jokes and funny stories. Please add a caution in your subject line if you think your joke might be offensive to anyone."

If we are putting a caution in our subject line, such as Adult Joke, so as not to offend anyone, why are the jokes being deleted ?

If a person reads the subject line and sees "Adult Joke", decides to read it anyway, and is offended, it is not the fault of the person posting it that they are offended.

I do feel that the adult jokes should be allowed PROVIDED THAT, AND AS LONG AS a caution (Adult Joke) is put in the subject line.
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Posted 16 August 2008 - 02:39 PM

Hey Cat, I love the pink cat smiley! clap

A suggestion for the jokes, someone once said if you wouldn't tell it to your pastor/priest, or if that's not applicable, your mother,then possibly think twice before telling in general groups. Maybe this still won't fit everyone but that's my thoughts. Hugs to all.

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Posted 13 May 2009 - 11:31 PM

I like your joke hahahahah...
but please dont delete it early when others haven't read it!


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