More Thanksgiving funnies...
Posted 24 November 2011 - 08:31 AM
It knocked every plate off the table and partly demolished a chair.
It ricocheted into a corner and burst with a deafening boom,
Then splattered all over the kitchen completely obscuring the room.
It stuck to the walls and the windows; it totally coated the floor,
There was turkey attached to the ceiling where there had never been turkey before.
It blanketed every appliance; it smeared every saucer and bowl;
There wasn't a way I could stop it; that turkey was out of control.
I scraped and I scraped with displeasure and thought with chagrin as I mopped,
That I would never again stuff a turkey with popcorn that hadn't been popped!
Where words and actions disagree, the heart is revealed.
Look how often the unexpected happens... and we still don't expect it.
Posted 24 November 2011 - 04:11 PM
A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to let alone.
Henry David Thoreau
Job 13:15 Though He slay me, yet will I trust in Him...
Where are we going and why are we in a handbasket?!
Posted 25 November 2011 - 02:58 AM
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