ozzzyyy Posted May 10, 2003 Share Posted May 10, 2003 . WHEN I'M AN OLD LADY... When I'm an old lady, I'll live with each kid, And bring so much happiness, just as they did. I want to pay back all the joy they've provided. Returning each deed! Oh, they'll be so excited! (When I'm an old lady and live with my kids) I'll write on the wall with reds, whites and blues, And I'll bounce on the furniture...wearing my shoes. I'll drink from the carton and then leave it out. I'll stuff all the toilets and oh, how they'll shout! (When I'm and old lady and live with my kids) When they're on the phone and just out of reach, I'll get into things like sugar and bleach. Oh, they'll snap their fingers and then shake their head, And when that is done, I'll hide under the bed! (When I'm an old lady and live with my kids) When they cook dinner and call me to eat, I'll not eat my green beans or salad or meat, I'll gag on my okra, spill milk on the table, And when they get angry...I'll run...if I'm able! (When I'm an old lady and live with my kids) I'll sit close to the TV, through the channels I'll click, I'll cross both eyes just to see if they stick. I'll take off my socks and throw one away,And play in the mud til the end of the day! (When I'm an old lady and live with my kids) And later in bed, I'll lay back and sigh, I'll thank God in prayer and then close my eyes. My kids will look down with a smile slowly creeping, And say with a groan, "She's so sweet when she's sleeping!" **God Bless All Mom's and Grandma's Everywhere** Quote Link to comment
logcabinmama Posted May 10, 2003 Share Posted May 10, 2003 So good. Thank you for posting this. Quote Link to comment
Guest Guest Posted May 10, 2003 Share Posted May 10, 2003 I copied this and sent to both our kids, under the subject line - 'This is my future plan!' . Very cute piece, thanks for posting it. Quote Link to comment
Homesteader Posted May 11, 2003 Share Posted May 11, 2003 Cute Ginger. I never saw this one before. Quote Link to comment
Lois Posted May 19, 2003 Share Posted May 19, 2003 THIS IS GONNA SOUND TERRIBLE BUT........... my biggest I'm gonna get even was tracking dirt all over my DD#1's freshly mopped kitchen floor Quote Link to comment
Dee Posted May 19, 2003 Share Posted May 19, 2003 HAHAHAHA This is wild Ginger.... I have to print this out, its great! Quote Link to comment
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